Quick errand to the Stop & Shop at lunch today. As I was parking my car, another guy came roaring into the lot blasting "Eye of the Tiger". I waited until he got out of his car (an old, generic, shitty midsize). It was a middle-aged guy with a big gut and his company building's access card around his neck.
After my shop, walking out to my car, I see the car next to mine is a gorgeous new Jag station wagon with a huge standard poodle inside.